Happy, Happy, Happy!

Happy, Happy, Happy. Sad, Sad, Sad.
Boy these children make me mad.
Sad, Sad, Sad. Happy, Happy, Happy.
This routine is old. Just like a pappy.
Poke, Poke, Poke. Touch, Touch, Touch.
Why do people like to bother me so much.
Touch, Touch, Touch. Poke, Poke, Poke.
Of everything, they make a joke.
Laugh, Laugh, Laugh. Giggle, giggle, giggle.
Look at these babies wiggle.
Giggle, Giggle, Giggle. Laugh, Laugh, Laugh.
Such immaturity deserves a slap.
Funny, Funny, Funny. Ha, Ha, Ha.
All this talk is Goo-Goo Ga-Ga.
Ha, Ha, Ha. Funny, Funny, Funny.
One day I'll be famous. And have all the money.